Have you ever had a great idea for something, but by the time you went to implement it, you'd forgotten the whole point of what you were planning to do?

That's been happening to me all this week. I'll get an idea for a blog post, but somewhere between mental conception and sitting in front of a keyboard I lose it. It's as though it just flies away, like a fly ... no wait, like a bird, some giant bird, like I'm a birdbrain and uh ...

Well, crap. Now I forgot where I was going with that. But rest assured it included the hit comedic phrase "seagull poop."