Profile in Under Thirty Seconds of Typing

Hey, what's up. My name is Richard J Moya, and I would have started this profile differently except I don't have time to backspace since I committed myself to 30 seconds. Nuts.

Anyway, I'm from Albuquerque, but I live in Orlando right now. I have a wife, a daughter, two dogs, two saxophones, and minimal kitchenware. I've lived in Japan and I've worked at six jobs in the last seven years.

I know it's a tease. You try writing more than that under pressure of a deadline within the minute. If you cry hard enough, maybe I'll rewrite this and put some actual thought into it.