2007/08/06 22:47
She Did Pay For It, After All
Upon depleting a significant percentage of our liquor stash, Coop starts sobbing, because she loves everybody so much that it's become too intense to bear. In fact, she insists I call my brother so that she can share in the affection-fest. He is, after all, the common link in our friendship.
Um ... say what now? Isn't my wife your best friend?
"No, you don't understand. He's your brother and Sed's his sister-in-law, and she's like my sister, so he's like right in the middle. He's the link."
Ah, drunk logic.
Sorry, audience. We've been near the bottom of a bottle for approximately two weeks, and shan't be climbing out for another one and a half. Meanwhile, I'll try to stop sucking at this.
Um ... say what now? Isn't my wife your best friend?
"No, you don't understand. He's your brother and Sed's his sister-in-law, and she's like my sister, so he's like right in the middle. He's the link."
Ah, drunk logic.
Sorry, audience. We've been near the bottom of a bottle for approximately two weeks, and shan't be climbing out for another one and a half. Meanwhile, I'll try to stop sucking at this.
As funny as it was to hear her sobbing on about the friendship links and how much she will always love all of you no matter what happens, I think the funniest part of that conversation was when you got back on the phone and said, "What the hell did she say? I couldn't understand her." Greatness.
Oh! So she lied about only drunk calling me and Courtney. I see how it is.
# posted by 
: 8/07/2007 9:32 AM
: 8/07/2007 9:32 AM
Haha-that is soo Coop! At least it made you post...I keep checking to see if you or "little Avery" has written anything...
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