Dear Pimp My Ride,

A college kid does not need more TVs in his car than I have in my house. When you're taking seats out to put more TVs in, you're slightly past the stage of missing the point.

Sincerely,
Rick

---

Dear lady behind me in line at Dunkin' Donuts,

The sign says "Please wait here for next available cashier," not "please climb up the ass of the guy at the counter." They're gonna get to you even if you aren't standing on my feet while I wait for my coffee.

Your friend,
Rick

---

Dear ESPN,

It's tourney time, and I appreciate that you have a lot to do on SportsCenter covering all the basketball games. But seeing as there are also some women's games going on, do you think you could put them in the ticker? I have a feeling more people than just me care about those -- and let's face it, Utah-BYU women is way more exciting than Morgan State-South Carolina State men.

Also, would it kill ya to port over the scoreboard functionality to the personalized Web pages? Why can't I see my Lobos or Knights scores unless I dig through your site? You have it -- implement it.

Thanks,
Rick

---

Dear Rachael Ray,

Remember when you didn't shatter my eardrums when you spoke?

Love,
Rick

Labels: open letters