"Settle down, girls, it's just a sandhill crane."

"My herbs are jumping right up. I haven't even done anything."

"I feel moldy."

"Today's not cool enough to go to the beach."

"Kucha, your breath smells like a dead armadillo."

"I don't feel like going to Disney World."

"Drive faster, you moron!"

"Screw the local joints, let's just go to Starbucks."

"You know, the Bush family has done a bang-up job of leading our country through times of crisis." (Oh, wait -- I still haven't said that.)