So I'm flipping channels, not yet ready to fall asleep, and I stop on a commercial trailer for Jackass Number Two. You know the one, where they show all the good clips of morons injuring themselves, thereby pre-empting any actual need to pay for the movie. But the bit that really catches my eye comes at the end, when they flash the tagline up on the screen: "Number Two is number one."

Which is fitting when you consider the similarity of the first one to that other No. 2.