As usual, I manage to pour the last cup of coffee out of the communal office pot. Being a conscientious co-worker, and not wanting to be That Guy Who Takes the Last Cup and Leaves, I rinse the pot, start it filling with fresh water, and move to change the filter.

Behind me, one of my co-workers approaches the microwave, preparing her breakfast. She watches me filling the basket with fresh grounds and remarks, "Hey, you're doing what the Bible says."

You can see the joke coming a mile away. I'm fully expecting some pithy, commandment-themed punchline, echoing my own personal sentiment to not be That Guy. But I take the bait anyway. "What's that?"

"Hebrews."