It doesn't say so anywhere, but there must be some kind of a prerequisite for watching the G4 channel that I must have Tivo. I can't think of any other reason why they'd air all the shows I want to watch while I'm at work, and pad the evenings and weekends with old episodes of Star Trek.

Maybe the prerequisite is having my pocket protector thrown over a stair railing, and then being called a fag as I run to retrieve it while holding my broken glasses together.