2007/12/25 23:34
Ways You Can Tell You're in Vancouver for Christmas
- The hospital you're visiting has not one but two name-brand coffee shops in the lobby.
- When your cousin talks about starting to try for a child, he says that he and his wife are going to "pull the goalie."
- Despite the relative strength of the Canadian dollar, a six-pack still costs $10.
- The cashier at Starbucks recommends that next time you go to "Timmy Ho's."
- You turn on the TV to see Don Cherry wearing a double-breasted red velvet suit with a Santa Claus tie.
- Everybody working in the hospital is Asian.
- Forget Black Friday -- your mother-in-law is psyched for the Boxing Day sales.
- Your in-laws mourn the fact that NHL players get Christmas Eve and Christmas Day off, and count down the hours until the junior hockey world tournament on the 26th.
- It snows.

Merry Christmas, everybody.
"Everybody working in the hospital is Asian."
This one shouldn't be on a Vancouver-only list. It also applies to San Jose.
This one shouldn't be on a Vancouver-only list. It also applies to San Jose.
Merry Christmas! It snowed in SD as well-I know sounds normal but its the first white christmas in 10 years.
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