Days I committed to post in November

Days I actually posted

Days of the month I was not in Florida

Approximate time, in days, it takes my stepfather's computer to log into my user name

Days and pages it took me to complete Catch-22, Defective Yeti's NaNoReMo pick

Other books I was reading that I did not finish during November (Red Smith on Baseball, Perelandra by C.S. Lewis, Dave Barry Turns 40, Bel Canto by Ann Patchett)

Children under the age of 10 that I played with who were not my own

Approximate reduction, in percentage, of my feelings of inadequacy and inability to play with young children thanks to practicing with Avery

Turkey dinners I ate

Generations present at the Moya family dinner

Basketball games I attended

Average margin of the game scores, in relation to the teams I supported

Friends who recognized my signature shout after an opposing free throw ("You got lucky!") and tracked me down

Section, row, and seat number of my ticket at the UNM women's game, and number of years I sat in that seat as a member of the pep band

Temperature, in degrees Fahrenheit, in Albuquerque when we caught our return flight

Temperature when we got off the plane in Orlando

Pitiful quantifications made as a pathetic apology for totally bombing NaBloPoMo this year

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