Miles we drove to attend a Super Bowl party hosted by my corps president

Miles more it would have taken to reach the actual game

Minutes late we arrived due to a certain doctor who shall remain nameless seeming to think "being well-rested after working a 26-hour shift" is more important than expensive commercials football

Minutes of the game clock that had elapsed when we arrived

Ratio of Colts fans to Bears fans

Approximate weight, in ounces, of turkey cold-cuts remaining of the promised "big meat"

Approximate weight, in ounces, of my chile con queso that got eaten in absence of anything else available

Elapsed time into the halftime show, in seconds, before Prince was compared to Aunt Jemima

Final score, Indianapolis Colts over Chicago Bears

Number of times Wrecks Rex Grossman threw to the wrong team in the last seven minutes

Volume, in decibels, of the average keening wail of Bears fans

Ratio of Gatorade hoisted in anticipation of drenching Colts coach Tony Dungy in celebration of victory to what actually hit him, in gallons