We're walking up Main Street, away from the candy shop and toward Cinderella Castle, as Jiminy Cricket prefaces the upcoming fireworks display. And perhaps I'm a bit too engrossed in my vanilla turtle fudge, but I swear he just said, "Isn't that right, Luke Perry?"

"Did you guys hear that?" I ask my companions. "Did he say Luke Perry?"

"That's sort of inappropriate." Sed and Scott both snicker, clearly having the same vision I am: an inebriated Dylan McKay slump-staggering across the Magic Kingdom, falling into a seat on the bench next to Roy Disney, having his keys taken away by Mickey Mouse (played in this Very Special Episode by Jason Priestley).

It's not until later that I work out what he was saying: not "Luke Perry," not even "Drew Carey," but "Blue Fairy."

No wonder Sed always beats me at Disney Scene It.